MEMO
FROM: The desk of Mr. Johnson
RE: Mergers and Acquisitions
To Whom It May Concern, vis-à-vis the head project manager, it has come to my attention that the proverbial has really hit the fan; I don’t need to tell you my balls are on the line here. I have a ton of paper work and it keeps stacking up, my input output tells me that when the numbers are crunched and it’s all gone through legal, my balls have really been stapled to the wall, and my boss is a real ball buster.
It goes without saying that we need a really shake up here guys, the ball is really and truly in your court, lets get the ball rolling by RSVPing the 101 on the pink acquisition form, really take the balls by the horn people.
Good luck team, I’m not willing to take this one in the balls laying down here. Don’t let the side down. I want the paper work on my desk by the 9.
Johnson
Former disgraced founder and CEO of Importo Corp. Jonathan J. Johnson has been missing ever since the corporation’s collapse several years ago. It has been rumoured that the former CEO has fled the country and is currently heading up the marketing department of a small dictatorship 400miles off the coast of Tristan da Cunha.
